Thursday, 2 April 2009
Dear Angel Lady
I read this letter in the March issue of Chat - it's fate, on 'Angel Lady' Jacky Newcomb's advice page:
DEAR ANGEL LADY
I've recently become interested in angels and began exploring various books and magazines to learn as much as I could. I was excited to discover that our angels each have a name, and they'll tell us if we ask them.
As I was reading this, the name 'Sarah' came into my head. I was so thrilled that I texted my friend to tell her to try the same thing.
I'd had GMTV on in the background and just as I was texting, there was an ad on the TV and a girl's name was splashed across the television screen. No prizes for guessing, it was Sarah!
I asked out loud if my angel's name was Sarah, then presenter Lorraine Kelly announced that Sarah Ferguson was going to be on the show. That was enough confirmation for me!
Victoria, 25, Bangor, Co Down
As I was reading this, the word 'bullshit' came into my head. I had a gay porno on in the background, and a massive pair of sweaty body parts was splashed across the television screen. No prizes for guessing - they were bollocks! I asked out loud if Victoria from Bangor was a credulous gobfuck, then my dog blew off. That was enough confirmation for me!