What a handsome man you are! You seem to have caught a nasty case of 'badges' though. Too much time grinding up against the trembling frame Byron Vincent, no doubt. I think there are creams you can get for that.
I may have contracted Byron's badges, but, more saliently - do I detect the classical elegance of the N Filer coiffeur in my newly-trimmed barnet? Perhaps I speak out of turn, Nathan, but I think I do.
My first book, We Can't All Be Astronauts, is out now from Ebury Press. Buy it here.
About the Author
Tim Clare is a writer, stand-up poet and musician. His autobiographical book about having one last shot at your dreams, We Can’t All Be Astronauts, won Best Biography/Memoir at the East Anglian Book Awards 2009. It is out now from Ebury Press. He has written for the Guardian, the Times and the Independent, and has appeared on BBC2, Radio 1, 2, 4 and 6. In 2005 he presented the Channel 4 series ‘How To Get A Book Deal’. He is a regular performer at many festivals including Glastonbury, Leeds and Reading, and Latitude. To get We Can’t All Be Astronauts click here. To check out his latest gig schedule, click here. To get in touch, drop him a line at: joshureplied[at]yahoo[dot]co[dot]uk
What a handsome man you are! You seem to have caught a nasty case of 'badges' though. Too much time grinding up against the trembling frame Byron Vincent, no doubt. I think there are creams you can get for that.
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